Roast my instagram feed
Sure, I'd be happy to give you some playful feedback on your Instagram feed! Just keep in mind that it's all in good fun. Since I can't actually see your feed, I'll make some general roasts based on common Instagram tropes. Here we go:
Selfie Overload: Wow, another selfie? I almost forgot what you looked like for a second there. Maybe try showing us something else, like your pet or even a nice sunset. Variety is the spice of life!
Food Pics: Your food photos look like they were taken with a potato. Ever heard of good lighting? Also, we get it, you eat avocado toast. Groundbreaking.
Gym Selfies: Ah, the classic "I lift things up and put them down" post. Do you even lift, bro? Because it looks like your phone is getting more of a workout than you are.
Travel Photos: Are you a travel blogger or just trying to make us all jealous? Either way, congrats on finding the most touristy spots possible. Eiffel Tower? So original.
Inspirational Quotes: If I see one more "Live, Laugh, Love" post, I might just unfollow. We get it, you're deep and philosophical. Now, how about some original content?
Hashtag Overload: #Blessed #Grateful #LivingMyBestLife #NoFilter #JustWokeUpLikeThis #TooManyHashtags. Seriously, are you trying to break Instagram?
Pet Pics: Your dog is cute, but does he really need his own Instagram account? Also, pretty sure he didn't consent to that embarrassing Halloween costume.
Throwback Thursdays: Ah, the good old days. But do we really need to see your awkward middle school phase? Some things are better left in the past.
Influencer Wannabe: Oh, you're an influencer now? How many of those "sponsored" posts are actually just you trying to get free stuff?
Party Pics: Your nightlife looks lit, but maybe tone it down a bit. Your liver and your followers will thank you.
Remember, it's all in good fun! If you want more specific feedback, feel free to share more details about your feed.