Roast my instagram feed in one paragraph
Oh wow, your Instagram feed is like a chaotic scrapbook of a midlife crisis and a teenager's angst diary had a baby. The selfies are so over-filtered that you look like a wax figure, and those motivational quotes? They’re about as inspiring as a wet sock. Your food pics look like they were taken with a potato, and seriously, how many sunset photos does one person need? It’s like you’re trying to convince us you have a life, but all we see is a desperate cry for validation. And let’s not even get started on the gym selfies – we get it, you lift, but maybe lift a book on photography next time.